Thursday, December 5, 2013

Who's Donner?

I'm Donner. I consider myself an as yet unsigned popstar. I'm a serial entrant to every talent show on TV but the judges are yet to recognize my unique talents along with main point of difference from all other talentless hacks out there - I have antlers!

I live faster and harder than Bieber and Gaga put together even though I'm yet to sell one copy of my latest single 'No Eye Deer'. Super stardom is inevitable yet so are the hangovers. I'm suffering trying to live the pop star lifestyle!


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