Meet Blitzen

I'm Blitzen. I like fast sleighs, fast reindeer and partying the year out. I always need a drink after staring at the b..t of another reindeer the entire time we're circumnavigating the globe.

Still working on Santa to get him to let me soup up his sleigh too. Population growth being what it is the old model will never cut it. 

I'm one of the older reindeer so I'm keen to know how I can maintain my current lifestyle as I move into my twilight years. After all, who wants to go out gracefully?